"Gus becos I cud not spel"

Gus becos I cud not spel
It did not mean I was daft
When the in school red my riting
Some of them laffed.

But now I am the dictater
They have to rite like me
Utherwise they cannot pas
Ther GCSE

Some of the girls wer ok
But those who laffed a lot
Have al bean rownded up
And hav recintly bean shot

The teecher who correcte my speling
As not been shot at all
But four the last fifteen howers
as bean standing up against a wal

He has to stand ther until he can spel
Figgymisgrugifooniyn the rite way
I think he will stand ther forever
I just inventid it today

By: Brian Patten

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